It hardly matters
Posted by Chris Fri, 21 Apr 2006 16:52:52 GMT
Woman Has Rare Case of Bubonic Plague
Since we're all going to die from Bird Flu soon anyway.
(Via Yahoo! News.)
We are so dead.
Posted by Chris Mon, 03 Apr 2006 18:37:47 GMT
Bird flu expected to hit West Coast by summer
"The H5N1 virus in birds is expected in the next couple of months in the United States," California Health and Human Services Secretary Kim Belshe told reporters on Thursday at a state bird flu pandemic preparedness meeting.
(Via Yahoo! News.)
We're going to... lose all our money
Posted by Chris Sun, 26 Mar 2006 14:29:12 GMT
And then die, most likely.
Bear Stearns warns against airline stocks due to 'imminent' bird flu
Investment bank Bear Stearns has advised investors to start dumping airline and retail stocks in favour of blue-chip utilities as a hedge against bird flu, warning that a full human pandemic of the H5N1 virus could set off the worst global stock market crash since the 1930s.
(Via jwz.)
Have I Told You Lately...
Posted by Chris Mon, 13 Mar 2006 18:14:56 GMT
That we are all going to die?
Ready or Not, Bird Flu Is Coming to America
In a remarkable speech over the weekend, Secretary of Health and Human Services Michael Leavitt recommended that Americans start storing canned tuna and powdered milk under their beds as the prospect of a deadly bird flu outbreak approaches the United States.
(Via ABC News.)
I haven't mentioned it recently
Posted by Chris Wed, 08 Feb 2006 15:53:00 GMT
But it's quite apparently that we're all going to die.
Africa Reports its First Bird Flu Case
Controlling the spread of the virus could be particularly difficult in Africa, where central governments often exert little control in far-flung rural areas most likely to have people keeping fowl in their homes.
Update on all of us dying: soon
Posted by Chris Thu, 01 Dec 2005 17:41:00 GMT
Bird Flu Found At Sun Valley Farm
It's comin' to getcha.
We're most definitely all going to die
Posted by Chris Tue, 25 Oct 2005 17:54:00 GMT
Global alert from bird flu intensifies
experts fear the virus could mutate into a form that could be transmitted between humans, triggering a global pandemic.
We really are all going to die.
Posted by Chris Tue, 18 Oct 2005 17:34:00 GMT
Bird flu is confirmed in Greece
Greece has become the latest country to report a case of bird flu as the virus appears to spread across Europe.
We're all gonna die
Posted by Chris Fri, 30 Sep 2005 18:23:00 GMT
